THE HIDDEN LORE OF SHASHLEYLAS
Scientists in Ohio were silent for 50 years, but meme detectors just recorded a peak concentration of cringe and based at the same time.
🧬 Where did Shashleylas come from?
It spawned when Mellstroy accidentally donated to Skibidi Spider while they were hitting a streak in Geometry Dash to Instasamka tracks.
🍟 What is it made of?
40% barcode on a chip bag, 50% morning mirror flexing, and 10% pure gigachad radiation.
👁️ Main Rule of Shashleylas:
If you see the Shashleylas, you must lock in, mew, and tell your bro: "You don't understand, this is a total Pov-Pov movement."